como era yo cuando tenia 17 anos?/felicidades sarah!

As my lessons were cancelled today I was browsing through old emails
And I came to this that a girl filled in about me when I was 17....

1. My name:Mr Stephen Dodds.
2. Where did we meet?: in teh retard centre,eeek almost a year ago now!twas on 27th September 2002.
3. Take a sab at my middle name: you havent got one, but if you did methinks it would be andrew,dunno why??? mebbies because thas my dads middle name?and you've got ur klass uncle andrew,so there!
4. How long have you known me?: a year.
5. How well do you know me (a lot, not so much, nothing)?: well, i used to know you very very very verrrrrry well, but i dont know you so well anymore. or do i
7. What’s my favourite colour?: Bluey??
8. When you first saw me what was your first impression? as we have recalled this many a time I said to carol "lukka him,hes lush" etc etc, then i thought, what a retard! haha,only kiddin luvey! hehe.
9. My age?: 17
10. Mi birthday?: 24th April 1986.
11. Color Hair?: browny/blondey
12. Color eyes?: browny
13. Have you ever had a crush on me? one would say that yes
14. Have you ever been jealous of me? indeedy
15. Whats one of my fav things to do indoors?: eat eggy bread and curry or maybe both at the same time if your feeling frisky
16. Do you remember the first things I said to you when we first met? "how do you spell Fuetraventura?"
17. What’s my fav type of music?: Rock/Punk/Emo/
18.What’s one of my fav things to do outdoors?: what?! you go outside?!?!?!?! haha.well that would probs be driving around aimlessly,at a guess.
19. Am I shy or outgoing? Outgoing
20.Would you say I’m funny HAHA or funny (sarcastic)?: your deffo both, bit more sarcastic now tho.
21. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: Rebel,yerrrrr
22. Would you consider me a friend?: erm,yus
23. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, snobby, or something else?:*glam* haha, nah ur all normal and "hippie like", nah, ur a luvly lil emo boy now,well done,am proud
24. Have you ever seen me cry?: yeh,a few times, **bless you**
25. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be? *fatty™ or sexybum or maybe jus Mr doddz??
26. Are my parents still together?: yeh
27. Do I have a nice butt?: v.nice
28. If I had broccoli stuck on my teeth, would you tell me? Nooo lobn't! Next question
29. Do you love me?: erm, thats slightly unorthodox!
AM I………. ?!?!?!?
31. Quiet or loud? Both
31. Short or Tall: Taller than me[doesnt take much!]
32.Weird or original: Both
33. Smart or stupid? Smart
34. Boring or Fun? Fun
35. Attractive or Unattractive? attractive. [prettyful]
DO YOU THINK I'M... (yes or no, if u wanna say something extra say it)
36.A psycho? Ofcourse
38.Athlethic? lol
39. A nerd? Haha.yerrrr loads!
40. A slut? Yeh Ste's a slut! haha,only joking,ur not much of a slut,only a little one.
41. Ghetto? *ahem* ?
42. A *itch? I once was/
43. Two-faced? hmmm
44. Obnoxious? Yes!haha,nah nope.
45. Immature? oh yes
46. Mature? erm no!
JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS
47. What do you think I’ll be when I grow up? a P.A to Kris Roe or his servant waiter person if you can......or mayb jus a spaniard persony thingy.
48. A) Do you think I’ll get married? Yep
B) If you do…Who do you think I’ll marry? not sure, Kris Roe,again.
49. When is my birthday? 24th April!!! yup, i know the answer to that one! haha
50. Who is my best friend? Winnie, Jazz,Amy, Thea and Charley, among others am guessin.
51. What song(if any)reminds you of me? THERES LOADS! erm, "I.O.U one glaxy" "san Dimas High School Football rules" "1*15*96" "Summer Wind was always our song" and many other ataris songs! erm, "Letters To You"- Finch, "It's just me" Allister,"I Miss You", "I Wish You Were Here" Incubus, and the obvious "mary melody" - mad caddies, "every breath you take" - millencoln, that one by TaTu?? hmmm what else....."If you leave" - good charlotte...ach theres loads,list is endless! haha.

52. Do I remind you of any characters on TV? bill and ben the flower pot men
53. If you could rename me, what would my name be? Nathan
54. Have you ever had a dream about me? eek,I've had many a dream about you...
55. A feature that you like about me: hmmm, i dunno me, your argumentative strike is quite good. if its gotta b physical, you've got really nice eyes.
56. If you could give me anything, what would it be? Well, i dunno, probs the security codes to Kris Roes house.
57. Algo que me caracterice? blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
GIRLS ONLY ANSWER QUES 58,62,69 and 70 (don’t think u wanna answer the other ones lol)
58. Am I physically ugly, average, decent, good-looking, beautiful, hot? beautiful:)
59. Would you ever kiss me? silly.
60. Would you ever consider being my boyfriend? yerr, maybe! haha. these things happen.
61.Do you ever think about me off-line? not really to b honest. actually, yes i do.
62. If we spent a day together…..where would we go and what would we do? erm,we could go to teh beach[in california tho...] and do erm,beach stuff,then we'd make daisy chains and have a nice picnic in some random sunflower field,eating chocolate cake and drinking some piping hot tea, then we'd go play at, well you can play at Kris' house and I'll go play at Nates, they live near eachother you see :)
63. If you could describe me in one word, what would it be? strange OR womaniser.
64. Do you or have you ever had a crush on me? have done,many times
65. Do you want me? erm....
66. What word(s) do I say all the time? anything spanish....erm, apart from that, i really dont know as i dont talk to you that much:S i'll guess with erm "ano mate" and other things:S
67. Is there anything you’d like to say to me? methinks we should catch up sometime soon because half these answers are dismal guesses! opps.and there ya go, u better write me one out cos its taken me a while to fill it all out!tisk. love claire x x x x x

Ps - Happy birthday to my little sister, Sarah! xxxx