seriously ill/homesick

Oh god, I don't think I've had a worst day than today. To begin with I must have only slept for an hour at most last night as I am ill ill. What is wrong? What is not wrong?
Headache? Check
Sore throat? Check
Glands swollen? Check
Pain all down both sides of my neck? Check
Sickness and diarroeah? Check
Vomiting? Check blaa blaa blaa

After waking up at 5 this morning in agony as my pain killers had worn off (french painkillers are the best) but I decided to stomach it as I didnt want to use all of Lea's up until the chemist would open.
So cue 9am, I'm banging on the door of the chemist, and i explain to him I need the strongest painkillers you can get without prescription and the fucking dickhead turns his back whilst I am explaining what is wrong, and comes back with the spanish equivilant for halls soothers, I said these are no good you grade A twat, I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER, but he was adamant that these would work. So i go home and start guzzling them and no effect, I say to myself, maybe its cause im taking them on an empty stomach so I eat rice and chicken and within 2 mins of eating about 3 pieces of chicken and a few forkfulls of rice I am in the aseo throwing it up. And they have not worked and thet cost me €10, disgrace.
I am also feeling terribly homesick, nhs might get stick but I know where I would rather be, back at home with some proper medicine inside me and someone to make me cups of tea as i someone did that for me right now I think I would honestly burst into tears, I just need people here for me, I hardly ever get ill so when I do I always seem to feel even more down.
Uni is a no go for a few days, I hardly had the energy to get to the pharmacy and had to stop and catch my breath

What I'd do for a hug from my Mum, Charley or Sarah right now.

Ps - sorry for the cussing